The following is the result of real research and analysis. Face meet palm.
Almost daily, new studies come out saying some habit or pill will either benefit your health, or destroy it. If you look closely, the studies end up contradicting each other.
A scientific study is reporting that women who wore a stomach patch loaded with testosterone had twice the number of "satisfactory events" than those who didn't.
This image charts women's penis-size preference on a technical scale from "ideal" to "not satisfying."