"Alexandra Rybak has come back with a song called "That's How You Write A Song." Ironically the song is not great."
How the tables turn.
Love him or hate him, but you do want his sense of humour.
"Burn bro, buuuurn."
Sabse sassy honge hindustani.
"I didn't know Keith before we met, so I couldn't be a fan."
"Ask Neha's mother to adopt you."
There's enough on their plates for them to have to listen to your nonsense as well.
Merriam-Webster (n.): the sassiest dictionary on Twitter.
He's Indian, FYI.
More like HAWWWlympics.
Ya burnt, son.
"I didn't quite get that."
The boy who sassed...
This is a very serious quiz, OK?
Chelsea ~does~ what we wish we could.
Beverly Hills wasn't ready.
*patiently hopes to get sassed by Kajol*
More like Leader of the Oppo-sass-ion.
Don't mess with the potato head.
♫Ooh nah nah, what's my fart.♫
Any Downton Abbey fan knows that the Dowager Countess gets all the best lines.
"Why would you want to do bhangra with your penis?"
In literally the best way. Queen Martha, we are not worthy.
"My job: to terrify kids."
Astrophysicist with attitude.
The king of horror? More like the king of sass.
Are sassy pants part of your wardrobe?
When you care enough to send sass.
Flip your hair back and forth.
BOW DOWN to the sass-masters of the past.
Marvel's cantankerous agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. can even make dad jokes look good.
No, seriously guys, the pee goes INSIDE the toilet.
If The Dowager Countess and the Queen of Thorns met IRL, they would definitely be best friends and partners in crime.
Dang, Walmart. Sass for DAYS.