I'm just joking, I promise.
You're either "too south Indian" or "too north Indian" ALL THE DAMN TIME.
On playboys: "When he came outta his mama, the nurse didn't slap his booty. He slapped the nurse's booty."
A masterclass in pettiness.
Sarcastic? Me? Never.
Michael Jackson socks, horoscope necklaces, and customized face magnets, FTW.
Karan effortlessly turns on everyone's unrelenting sass mode.
Sabse sassy honge hindustani.
How dare he.
It's just so easy.
"Glad to hear that."
"OMG!" — Me, pretending I care
Vous êtes sarcastique? Comme c'est original.
Omg. Thank you. I love it.
They'll love these so much, they'll be writing erotic fan fiction about them. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
More like HAWWWlympics.
Oh sure, sarcasm, that's original.
Such grace. Such poise.
"A cleanse for me is switching to white wine."
Forests, mountains... They all begin to look the same eventually.
In case you wanted to know…
"Let us just stand here and let the awkwardness wash over us."
"Why yes, Ross. Pressing my third nipple, it opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia."
This post looks terrific. Can't wait to read it!
And you thought worrying was a bad thing.
Oh yeah, nice one.
We're British, we don't say this stuff out loud.
SO. MUCH. CRINGE.
"Some people just don't understand sarcasm or the British sense of humour."
"I think my brain is about to explode."
How can you not tell that I'm being sarcastic right now?
*insert exaggerated eye roll here*
"Why would you want to do bhangra with your penis?"
Land of the free and home of the BLEH.
Teachers can have fun too.
Is it your favorite? Is it really?
Being sarcastic protects you against stupid people.
Are you as lucky as these #blessed souls?
We think you're just alright.
Not a struggle AT ALL. Inspired by this post.
You're my best friend.
If you paid for dark humour, this would be a bang for your buck.
Oh, yeah, that's amazing. No, really, I mean it.
Why DO we love karaoke so much?!
"I was just kidding!"
Sarcastic Resting Voice is the new Bitchy Resting Face.
Could these be any more necessary?
Here's hoping these people are actually just really committed to sarcasm.
These people are sooo clever.
Great quiz right here.