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Nothing like having your entire childhood crushed in one blow.

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Will you be rolling in royalties?

"A kiss from Morgan Freeman."

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Santa, that's my only wish this year.

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We have Santa's personal number — trust us on this one.

In your face, Santa!!!

"My room may smell like poop in the morning, I know that because I have diarrhea."

You can even check this quiz twice.

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The holidays are about to get weird.

A hilarious array of boozy, punny, and fandom sweaters you'll be proud to wear because ugly really is just a state of mind.

Some things are too good to give away.

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He's making a list and checking it twice!

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Unless you haven't yet...

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Deck the halls with boughs of Jolly Ranchers.

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We're checking this list twice.

They're sure to bring out your inner ho ho ho!

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Have a holly jolly Christmas.

The world really is full of heroes, you just have to look a little harder.

*spoilers* It's a bit Grinch-y.

Is he the real Santa?!?!

Christmas came early this year.

me: [listening to The Twelve Days of Christmas] "no person wants this many birds."

Pink underwear, spiderwebs, and fried chicken.

You'd better watch out, 'cause these Santas will haunt your dreams all year round!

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HoHoHo!

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Sometimes he's hard to find.

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Are you older than Santa?

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Even people on the naughty list get something.

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Harry, the scar-headed wizard, had a very marked up head.

You’re not as alone as you think.

Do you deliver presents, or steal them?

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Are you hella jolly?

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Should you expect coal for Christmas?

Santa Claus is a wizard and we have the PROOF.

"A shark that goes underwater and grabs me corndogs that are already baked."

“It’s so HOT."

The snuggle is real. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.

"Anybody can be Santa. It’s what’s in your heart.”

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Not everyone can be a Rudolph.

Sure why not.

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Home Alone or Elf?

“She was definitely the most excited dog there."

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Is it too early to take this quiz?

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