Nothing like having your entire childhood crushed in one blow.
Will you be rolling in royalties?
"A kiss from Morgan Freeman."
Santa, that's my only wish this year.
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"My room may smell like poop in the morning, I know that because I have diarrhea."
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Deck the halls with boughs of Jolly Ranchers.
We're checking this list twice.
The world really is full of heroes, you just have to look a little harder.
*spoilers* It's a bit Grinch-y.
Is he the real Santa?!?!
me: [listening to The Twelve Days of Christmas] "no person wants this many birds."
Pink underwear, spiderwebs, and fried chicken.
You'd better watch out, 'cause these Santas will haunt your dreams all year round!
Harry, the scar-headed wizard, had a very marked up head.
A long-lost Easy-Bake Oven? An original Gameboy?
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"A shark that goes underwater and grabs me corndogs that are already baked."
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“She was definitely the most excited dog there."