Authorities said explosive devices were also found in the high school and a nearby area.
Do you think Santa is starting to regret giving all those naughty kids coal now that global warming is threatening his home?
"Does Jesus know he was born during Toyotathon?"
Really stupid AND really funny.
King of the North (Pole).
Or castrated. Merry Christmas!
Meet the Class of 2017 at the country's oldest Santa school.
Have yourself a very '90s Christmas.
I keep seeing this guy everywhere.
Ho ho ho-pe I make it out alive.
Don't put holiday lights on palm trees, y'all.
You'll be getting coal after laughing at these jokes.
You've been very naughty.
Ho ho ho!
If only making gingerbread men was this easy in real life.
"Your good list is emty, and your life is emty."
Making a list, checking it twice...
From cozy sweaters to cute stocking stuffers, here are the best gifts you can find at American Eagle and Aerie right now.
He's checking it twice!
Nothing like having your entire childhood crushed in one blow.
Will you be rolling in royalties?
"A kiss from Morgan Freeman."
Santa, that's my only wish this year.
We have Santa's personal number — trust us on this one.
In your face, Santa!!!
"My room may smell like poop in the morning, I know that because I have diarrhea."
You can even check this quiz twice.
The holidays are about to get weird.
A hilarious array of boozy, punny, and fandom sweaters you'll be proud to wear because ugly really is just a state of mind.
Some things are too good to give away.
He's making a list and checking it twice!
Unless you haven't yet...
Deck the halls with boughs of Jolly Ranchers.
We're checking this list twice.
*MAJOR spoiler alert*
They're sure to bring out your inner ho ho ho!
Have a holly jolly Christmas.
The world really is full of heroes, you just have to look a little harder.
*spoilers* It's a bit Grinch-y.
Is he the real Santa?!?!
A journey into Christmas past, presented by Getty Images.
Christmas came early this year.
me: [listening to The Twelve Days of Christmas] "no person wants this many birds."
Pink underwear, spiderwebs, and fried chicken.
You'd better watch out, 'cause these Santas will haunt your dreams all year round!
Sometimes he's hard to find.
Are you older than Santa?