"Welcome to the late night girl gang."
"What I'm hoping to expose is that we are much more the same than we think we are — we're just listening to two different sets of lies as our news.”
“We rely on freedom of the press to get away with things we get away with on the show,” Samantha Bee told BuzzFeed News. “We need to do what we can to preserve those freedoms.”
"Is everybody drunk?"
"For a long time I was considered the worst president of all time. That has changed, and it only took 100 days."
You can only have one, eh?
"It's just inconsiderate and very unprofessional to lump together anyone who has a certain hairstyle or just by the way they look."
"You know what looks a little bit luscious to me...BALLS."
"If I'm with a man who is attractive, I don't really need him to be funny."
"This Black Lives Matter movement — I just don't think it's helpful to our country."
This week for BuzzFeed News, Dvora Meyers meets gymnastics phenom Simone Biles. Read that and these other great stories from BuzzFeed and around the web.
"Love does not win, unless we love each other enough to fix our fucking problem."
"Yes, finally a black woman making a white man move to the back."
"It's a life-changing experience."
"Say nothing and rip your worst fart as you walk by them."
You're welcome, America. Love, Canada.
At least she tried.
Bee's bravely created a safe space for trolls to call and spew hatred.
The magazine left out any female hosts in their coverage of late-night comedy, so Samantha Bee responded on Twitter with...a centaur?
Plus the scientific reason for "old-person smell," a brief history of exploding whales, and pro tips for your skin and metabolism.
BuzzFeed asked celebrities on the Emmys red carpet what TV needs more of. Find out what Anna Faris, Fred Armisen, and Dan Bucatinsky are craving.
BuzzFeed asked celebrities on the Emmys red carpet which gone-but-not-forgotten TV series they would bring back. Find out what Jeff Daniels, Taylor Schilling, Anna Faris, and more are longing for.
The writers of the show shared some exclusive scoops on more guest stars stopping by Bob's restaurant. Note: These were not previously announced until now.
The Daily Show's Samantha Bee attempts to unite #OccupyWallStreet protesters and the people whose bathrooms they use.
The Daily Show's fake blowhards and real-life husband and wife have signed with CBS to star in a sitcom based on Jones's celebrity chef character and his associate, played by Bee.