Give me all the fried food.
Good food. Good meat. Good G-d, let’s eat!
One bite of chicken liver paté on toast with maple syrup apples is almost as miraculous as that tiny flask of oil that lasted eight days.
How pecans and corn syrup never found their way into buttery little pastry pinwheels before, we may never know. (See BuzzFeed's full Thanksgivukkah feature here.)