It's the little things.
C'est pas que je te calcule pas, c'est que je suis en «ne pas déranger».
Tag your least mature friend in the comments.
Not all rats are subway rats.
High school was a big, homophobic beast.
These will ruin you.
Perfection exists. H/T r/PerfectFit.
You never got the front seat. Ever.
Older, wiser, and savage AF.
GameStop looked me right in my face and told me my PS3 was worth $18.
Sharpie + bathroom wall = comedy. H/T r/MildlyVandalised.
Infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier.
The mock struggle is real.
WINTER SUCKS, OKAY?
Still waiting for that Dr. Acula movie tbh.
"My brain is always right."
"Read receipts are proof that God exists, and he hates us."
I already broke my resolution, TBH.
My hips are pathological liars.
"'Per my last e-mail' is office speak for 'bitch can you read'.”
Our favorite memoirs, criticism, and narrative nonfiction, presented in no particular order.
Benedict Cumberbatch or Sportacus? We may never know.
What's better: their food or their tweets?
"#ImTooOldTo add AF to the end of all my sentences....but I do it anyway"
"Do you want to boost your funeral? Hire me...the professional mourner to come and cry at the funeral."
"A kiss from Morgan Freeman."
Switch things up this season.
"You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?"
Stealing music from the air.
Here's what went down.
Some of these folks might need a day off.
"WTF is a corn dog?"
Here's what happened this week
"i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says 'bruh.'"
This one's for you, ghouls.
"1990: Pennywise is gonna give me nightmares. 2017: I want Pennywise to FUCK me."
You deserve these.
Sending dick pics to the wrong person.
On vous dit si ça vaut la peine d'essayer.
"Honey, just be yourself." "What?! Who? No! Ew!"
The coffee addict lifestyle is so real.
You should probably just bookmark this now.
We can all only aspire to be this petty.
Some of these are a little too real.
They just complete you!
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