Look, I'm definitely guilty of some of these.
Raise your hand if you've left a dirty dish in the sink for at least a week.
You can't make this shit up.
"I had a roommate who pooped in the hall and smeared it on our walls."
Creepy clowns are never OK. OK?
She puked where?
Oh, was that your juice?
Suddenly, leaving two dishes in the sink overnight doesn't seem that bad.