"They had to fix my makeup, because I was crying from laughing so hard."
"Everything hurts and I'm dying," —Leslie Knope, but also me.
Swanson children don't grow baby teeth. They find it wasteful.
Are you a Michael + Leslie? Or a Ron + Kevin?
Did you know Star-Lord makes a surprise appearance?
"Everybody brings their own unique strengths to the table."
My heart, my soul.
That's what ??? said.
"I guess I kind of hate most things, but I never really seem to hate you."
April and Andy pranking someone with lobsters is HYSTERICAL.
"This tear, caused by the overwhelming thoughtfulness of my friends, will be my baby's first memory."
"I am having so many thoughts and feelings that I'm paralyzed right now."
Only TRUE experts of both of these men can get 10/10.
Handmaids and Pennywise have this year, and this year only.
"We have one activity planned: not getting killed." - Ron Swanson
"We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work."
It's a love/hate relationship with meat.
*tries to eat a banana*
"Do I look like I drink water?"
Work work work work work.
"Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing and it says you have network connectivity problems."
"Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts."
"Sorry. I was talking to these ribs."
Nick Offerman, Nasty Girl.
To paraphrase Ron Swanson, "Never half-ass two gifts, whole-ass one gift."
Only the best of the best can live in Pawnee.
On a scale of one to meat tornado.
Are you man enough to try?
You'll think April Ludgate actually wrote some of these.
"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." —Ron Swanson
Why did it have to ennnnnnnnnd?
Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge.
Ron Swanson, he drinks and he knows things.
"I'm not interested in caring about people."
For everyone who loves food but hates people.
"I don't think I could be happier right now." "Wanna bet?"
Get one question wrong and you fall into the pit, game over.
They're two small town guys with some pretty strong opinions. But can you guess who said what?
For anyone who likes five course dinners where all the courses are steak.
How did I not see this before?
♫ Bye, bye, Li’l Sebastian. ♫
"You had me at meat tornado."
Nick Offerman is an limitless source of Christmas spirit.
Because Parks and Rec and food go hand-in-hand.
"One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine."
Breakfast foods just have a totally different meaning in Pawnee.
Let's see if you know your stuff!
The struggle is real.
Never question a man who wants all of the bacon.