You'll laugh, you'll cry, you might pee your pants.
Mom loves me more!
Along with a lot of cabbage as garnish. Seriously, cabbage.
A larger Flat Earth group told BuzzFeed News they believe this group may have perceived the dinosaur meme as "hostile."
We just want plates to eat out of.
And not a snake, spider or shark in sight.
I mean, for now.
Now suffer through them as I have.
And you thought the Snapchat story was ridiculous.
That wasn't for you, Mommy!
"My life is a money garbage disposal!"
It's a little pricier now.
How lucky can one person be?
Well, of course they actually exist. But what an existence, eh?
"Nooooo, macho man."
"Are you ready to confront las tías?"
It's never going to just be a simple shopping trip.
"My khaki pants were too khaki!"
There's never a good reason to lick your instrument. It's gross.
Take your sweet tooth to the next level.
“She is rocking that leotard, hot damn!”
The general election threatens to bore us all to death. Luckily the British media is here to help.
“I’m not gonna accomplish anything sexist in this game cause I’ll just be dead.”
What are the craziest outfits you’ve seen?
If you don't think you need an automatic donut maker, you're not being honest with yourself.
Love makes you do crazy things.
'Tis the season. This is not a drill.
Welcome to the best, and simultaneously worst, part of the pageant.
Spring and winter in the same week — heck, the same day.
They are on a higher plane of existence. Or just in an alternative one. Who knows anything an y mo ore eeeeee e e e e; 5 3 4 2 1.
Not everyone can be a Gladiator.
“Don’t drive! If you have to drive... wear a seat belt. But don’t drive!”
"My sister's ex-boyfriend's cousin's cat's."
You’ve never seen a damsel in distress like this before.
Congratulations! You just sexted your mom.
"Is it good slutty? Or bad slutty?"
“I’m 250 pounds and I have to move that up and down a pole…”
Stock photography, you are so Bad.
Move over, "David after dentist."
“Oh please don’t give me that look!"
Well, except for right now. Based on this post.
Like your coworkers don't already drive you crazy...
Guess what you could buy for the same price as “A Tropical Night To Remember Under The Stars”?
Can't handle this jorts game.
Because we're all pandas trying to make it in a world full of brown bears.
Do you have it in you to try these?
Does this guy have a twin brother and where can I find him?