*grabs ribbons, heads to the bar*
Sorceresses are among us and they are rhythmic gymnasts.
The best part is that the pitch is actually pretty solid. OK, that's not really the BEST part...
People love to make fun of rhythmic gymnastics. Those people are stupid.
Rhythmic gymnastics has been an Olympic sport since 1984, but it's often misunderstood. Teenage gymnast and Olympic hopeful Rebecca Sereda explains that her sport is a lot more difficult than people give it credit for.
Women live longer, get to wear more sequins, and are better communicators and leaders. In case you needed more reasons being a chick is great, here they are.