I only have five hours left in my shift. That's 60 minutes, 5 times. Just 30 minutes, 10 times.
There is only so many times you can hear a customer say, "If it doesn't scan, it must be free."
"HI ARE YOU OPEN?"
Me: "Hi, how are you today?" Customer: "JUST LOOKING."
Because customers, mostly.
Customer: "I wish you would just fucking DIE." Me: "Okay let me know if you have any questions!"
Y e p.
The customer is always right! *forced smile*
Cause of death: Halloween season.
*sees customer approaching just before close* *locks door*
Are you really trying to return some $5 undies on the biggest retail day of the year?!
Walk a mile in my 12-hour double-shift shoes.
I definitely did not hide the rest of that memo in a drawer.
Things that are the worst: summer, winter, adults, tweens, teens, children, customers, other stores etc etc etc...
*Casually neatens pile of sweaters*
One word: CLOPEN.
It's hard out there for a retail worker.
May the sales force be with you.
Oh, good, INVENTORY AGAIN.