"THAT'S where I know her from!" — you, at the end of this post.
I ALREADY UPLOADED THE RÉSUMÉ.
Skills include crying during Marley & Me.
It doesn't matter how ~creative~ you think you are...
«Oum Kalsoum, le verre de thé brûlant, les coussins moelleux. On est pas bien là?!?»
Il s'en est passé des choses.
Thinking of revamping mine soon.
WHERE DO I SIGN UP?
Pourquoi parler d'une «histoire d'amitié» quand c'est bien d'amour qu'il s'agit?
How would hiring change if you couldn’t see people’s names and faces?
Mais en version drôle.
It's time to get a new computer.
Because telling lies gets you the job... right?
Never a better time to boost that resume of yours!
Little to no job experience? While these may be real skills, none of them will help you get a job. Not at all.
Check all the boxes.
Step one: Download these templates. Step two: Go get that job!
Try being more honest at your next job interview. Or not.
Because your résumé deserves to look just as good as you do in an interview. You can find these on The Design Blog.
You don't have to be a graphic designer to have a gorgeous résumé. But it sure helps.
Like all great professional résumés, it lets users list their education, work experience, height, and complexion.
They won't even read your cover letter.
Why isn't quoting Harry Styles an applicable life skill? We would all be mega-employable if Facebook stalking was a job.
Comics that understand your office doldrums and internship woes. By Jon Adams (CityCyclops).
To whom it may concern: can't we just skip this step and go straight to the hiring part?
It sold with an asking price of $50,000.
The job market can be tough to break into, so it helps to do something that makes your resume stand out. You know, like misspelling everything and attaching a picture of your penis. Whatever you're most comfortable with.
...unless you plan on proofreading it after them. It's hard out here for the unemployed. Now is not the time for pranks, friends!
If he didn't get this job, there is no justice in the world. Organizing shit? Check.
The best of resume attention seekers with the worst singing and video editing. More reasons why Southern conservative business school graduates shouldn't do karaoke rap.
You might say he's unqualified, but I would say his former job took a whole lot of skills that you probably don't have.