"Would you rather wake up to this or a CRYING BABY!!"
Because your dirty laundry won't wash itself.
Think of all the Candy Crush you can play with the time you'll save.
This is brilliant. You know, until the kids start writing hipster poetry on them covering their arms from shoulder to wrist.
Ever forget your keys? Or your iPod? This cool vinyl sticker you can slap on your door reminds you to grab those essential things on your way out of the house.