Get a food boyfriend.
An excerpt from Dana Schwartz's Choose Your Own Disaster.
How much sand will end up deep inside these swimsuits?
Dads practically invented savagery.
The woes of singledom.
"BAD GIRL!!! Wait, not you! I...I mean..."
Love is in the air!
And have you been able to rebuild trust since?
And how do you avoid invalidating each other's life experiences?
Everyone from Big to Berger.
"There are people who are the journey and not the destination."
Do you have a sweetheart or just a sweetheart neckline?
"I wish I knew that daycare would cost more than my actual mortgage."
Are your perspectives on love, sex, and commitment, different to everyone else's?
Would you have sex on a giant photograph of yourself?
Kids at a wedding? Yes or no?
Because life changed forever.
This is some damn good advice, y'all.
"Who ate my snacks?!"
Time to swipe left on these matches.
Do you have sex and argue more or less often than other couples?
The wedding bells are ringing.
"I do" is just the beginning.
Well, do you?
Love is in the air.
"Y'all are nasty."
All the feels!
My boo: *doesn't put a heart in goodnight text* Me: do u still like me? lol
It took you HOURS to build up these connections, but it'll only take 5 minutes (human time) to destroy them.
They meant well...or did they?
Accio love potion!
We have it down to a science.
Tell us your friends' names, and we'll tell you which one you should go out with.
They're hot, incredibly talented, and waiting for you on Tinder. ;)
Everything is exhausting.
Just tell us which celebs you're crushing on, and we'll reveal which one is your true soulmate.
When you hit on their boots >>>
"I once created a Tinder profile just to try and catfish my brother..."
Are you more of a peck or a French kiss?
The most common misconception about meditation is that it's all about the breath, or posture, or having no thoughts at all.
Who would you like to get freaky with?
Guys being super persistent isn't as sweet as movies make it look!
Boy, BYE. 👋
So many ships, so little time.
It was disorienting to realize that I had reached adulthood without really getting to know my own mother. But over a year I spent at home after a bad breakup, I began to see her more clearly.
Seriously, so many romantic storylines are based around a bet.
Do you really wanna know??