"I actually believe that I own everything I pee on."
Three BuzzFeed guys try to answer the questions raised in this post. We are all intimidated by your parents.
Let's talk about the fact that cats are literally everywhere and what our feelings are about that.
Pinterschmerzen (n.): The acute pain of realizing that your life looks nothing like Pinterest.
Grab a seat.
Finally, an answer. It's not real, but it's definitely real talk.
Clearly he missed his calling. He needs write for Hallmark. Good talk.