Time for some tea.
"It almost went to actual blows over John tickets."
Because you need to know which of the two Toms you're compatible with.
The Bravo star was later released and allowed to return back to New York City.
Grab a mop, because this is messy.
Even "Real Housewives" kingpin Andy Cohen was rendered speechless.
A Real Housewife doing some real good.
When in Beverly Hills...
"I don't want sympathy, I want you to save YOUR ASS and get your skin checked," Judge wrote.
Because who doesn't like reality TV marathon sessions?
If I want your opinion, I'll give it you.
What's cooler than being cool? Standing in a tank in your knickers because it'll boost your metabolism.
"If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you."
"She's not my honey, she's a skanky bitch."
"Be cool. Don't be all...uncool."
The franchise has remained a cultural force for over a decade by reinventing itself. But what happens when everyone knows the formula?
BuzzFeed News spent a day on the new set of Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen, the smallest studio in late night with the most chutzpah.
Spoilers and excessive wine consumption ahead.
Are you a basic bitch or are you completely Jatz crackers?
"I've NEVER thrown a glass of wine!"
"I'm an expert on luxury, and I can always spot a fake."
The ultimate showdown.
"Who gon' check me, boo?"
"Close ya legs to married men."
Despite MANY bumps in the road, these eight OGs have stuck it out since the beginning.
"Reality" is a very loose term.
I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now.
"Don't come for me, unless I twirl for you."
Prove your housewives smarts here.
So much drama.
The drama gods have blessed us.
"What about some french fries?"
"PAY ATTENTION, PLEASE!"
"Let's talk trash and have fun!"
Those housewives sure know how to live.
From Bloody Marys for breakfast, dropping the c-bomb, and being kicked out of bars with unfinished UDLS.
East coast vs. West coast.
All of the Real Housewives. All of them.
Bethenny and Friends
Are you a Teresa or a Nene?
Give her the part!
It's turtle time at BuzzFeed.
Quiz not endorsed by Allison Dubois.
You can't help but love her.
And it's everything you'd hope for.
"If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass."
"So, were you calling me an evil bitch? Is that what you're saying?"