Harrison Barnes is getting his Seuss on. This is actually super-creepy. But, since I'm inspired now, here are some other NBA players who could make good Seuss characters, too.
And he'll get around to doing it later.
There is not any possible universe in which letting Jeremy Lin walk would be better than the alternatives. If you read one piece on Lin, read this one, then stab yourself.
Or "A Storied Franchise Reminds The World How Dysfunctional It Can Be In 5 Easy Steps."