"You could be great, you know, it's all here in your head."
Lo siento mucho, pero Iron Man es Slytherin.
The ~forgotten~ houses...
Calling all Pamplepuffs!
"You're just as sane as I am."
To be honest with you, I had to make this very quickly. But you all like Harry Potter, right?
You want to be in Gryffindor, but you might be a Hufflepuff.
You might want to pull up your Pottermore account for this!
It's our choices that show what we truly are – so make good ones.
Jetzt wird's ernst!
Embrace the anarchy.
The Anti-Sorting Hat!
Look, sometimes your first Patronus is busy...
These prezzies hit the bullseye.
Not everybody can be Gryffindor or Slytherin after all.
They'll definitely ~slytherin~ to your shopping cart.
Because hey, the teachers can bring a pet, too.
Ambitious, cunning, and...a ride or die.
"Hmm, I smell vanilla...with hints of sandalwood...GRYFFINDOR!!"
All aboard the Hogwarts Express!
Not counting Butterbeer, of course.
But you already know that, right?
Winter is coming to Hogwarts.
The Sorting Hat has gone missing, and Hogwarts needs your help!
Best school trip ever!
::Casts a summoning charm on all of these:: The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
It's our makeup choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Sort these muggles!
Where those of wit and learning will always find their kind.
Es gibt nichts in deinem Kopf, das dieses... ähm Sprechende Quiz nicht sieht!
Wie gut erinnerst du dich an die Schlacht? (Wie sie im Buch passiert, nicht in den Filmen.)
It'll be over faster than you can say "Snitch."
What did the last-minute gifter say to these products? Mischief Managed. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
This quiz will reveal a lot about you.
“Unprotected copulation between witches and wizards will result in sexually transmitted jinxes…"
If you've a ready mind, where those of wit and learning will always find their kind.
Don't worry, Neville still is hot.
"It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be." —Dumbledore, talking about the importance of becoming a Potterhead. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
“Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.” – Salvador Dali
It's like the Sorting Hat, but in reverse.
We take it as a compliment.
Sure, houses are for life, but we've all had Slytherin days.
Time to break out the old Sorting Hat and figure out exactly what kind of cats we have.
I'm a Hermione in the streets, and a Hagrid in the sheets. How about you?
YER A MINISTER, HARRY.
You've gotta have wit beyond measure to get this right.
Soothe and excite your brain.
After all, the real Sorting Hat takes your choice into account.