That's So Suite Life of Hannah Montana.
"Hi I'm Hilary Duff and you're watching Disney Channel!"
"Amigas Cheetahs, friends for life!"
You've got the sweet life.
Although let's face it, you probably ~were~ on Dick and Dom in da Bungalow.
She's back on Disney Channel — and this time around, she's breaking ground and calling the shots.
Get excited, ya nasties.
"Go report that, In Touch Weekly."
Yeah, Frooti doesn't look the same anymore. Nor do the rest of them.
Get ready to feel old, '00s kids.
We need to talk about Nick, Vanessa, and Raven. Spoilers ahead.
"That finale was so not Raven."
What in bachelornation?
You either have a platinum vagine or you don't.
Because not everyone has those Kylie coins.
Do it yourself! Or, ask your partner to make it, and drink wine while you watch them.
How could you?
Make your own mini table with four coat hangers and a piece of wood!
Do it yourself!
Make your own leaning desk on a budget!
Mice and badgers do not belong in the house, whether they love mashed potato or not.
How many of these crow behaviours are you capable of?
It's important that we work this all out.
They grow up so fast...
"I'm gonna judge this like it's a pageant."
Well, besides the free alcohol.
Yep, that's me.
Sass: the least appreciated superpower of all.
Read this post, ya little nasty.
Zedis lapedis! Use the Slidey Thing to feel old.
Listen up, ya nasty!
It's her birthday today, and she is the gift that won't stop giving.
The doppelgängers are EVERYWHERE.
Be the hit of your next dinner party with these surprising facts.
Growing up is not an option.
Keep up the good work, guys.
Watch as the wild bird amazingly allows her to extract the painful quills.
Nevermore will you see anything cuter. Here's John Cusack at a screening of "The Raven," in which he plays a crime fighting Edgar Allan Poe, hence the giant raven. The raven's name? Suge. Honestly.
This is a real photo of a human skeleton and it is disturbing. No, seriously, don't look at this if you are especially squeamish.
I see what they did here.
That's so raven...I suppose the preppy UVA life influenced him more than we ever imagined.