Rape-Axe Condoms Destroy Penises
Dr. Sonnet Ehlers has invented a tamponesque device which has been inserted with tiny blades. If a woman wearing this was to be raped, the tiny blades would attach to the rapist's penis, which only a doctor can remove. Setting aside the fact that any penis mangling talk makes me feel woozy, I think this idea is fantastic. I just can't believe it's taken this long to come into being.