"I want a tricycle, and a dog who won't chew my Hot Wheels, and a brighter future for America."
"All my friends have birthdays this year!"
When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar. Or this baker. H/T: Freshly Squeez'd.
To bend one's Wookiee is to be human.
Ralph is not-so-secretly the best and now there is indisputable proof.
I know how you want to spend the next two minutes. You want to spend the next two minutes watching Ralph Wiggum run around a table while German jungle music plays in the background. Trust me.