Relaxed? Ambitious? Or straight-up sexy?
Who wouldn't want to receive a plush E. coli?
I wanna wish you a quirky Christmas.
Or, you know, yourself.
From cozy sweaters to cute stocking stuffers, here are the best gifts you can find at American Eagle and Aerie right now.
Your one-stop shop for all your holiday needs — and maybe a few other things.
You'll definitely find something for your mom, sister, best friend, girlfriend, cousin, or literally whoever you know that loves jewelry, on this gift list.
In your face, Santa!!!
Michael Jackson socks, horoscope necklaces, and customized face magnets, FTW.
Or pretty much anyone else who'll love getting a package of surprise goods delivered to their doorstop, TBH.
Embrace the weird along with the practical.
No Netflix. No Hulu. No Amazon.
From quantum mechanics to football plays, you've got some learnin' to do. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
Is the glass half full or is it COMPLETELY FILTHY?
"Should she have a tie like everyone else?"
Or just lock myself in my room for a thousand years?
Refresh your wardrobe — without having to leave the house or empty your bank account. The products in this post were updated in January 2018.
Get down with your bad self.
Quick! Use your noodle!
Going to try to up my paper cup game rn.
Like, a hat, for instance.
I can have friends too, dude.
From three-liter bottles of wine to going to the store in your PJs, here's what the French think is super strange about good ole 'Murica.
What do you think about while cleaning?
You can decide what happens next in this interactive series!
Why are you yelling in your car? Nobody can hear you.
Don't mind me, my mind will be miles away...
Jenny was killed by someone. BUT WHO?
They're kitschy because they work!
"You don't have to watch me poop!"
Finally, all will be made clear.
"This gets funny in a minute, I swear."
Or should you just go with the flow?
It's all a buncha baloney.
“This is like a gourmet Pop-Tart.”
"You're gonna give us penis candy canes."
“I happen to have a particular fondness for Marzipan.”
“It’s not as minty as I’m accustomed to.”
“What even is mincemeat, and why would we want to put it in a pie?”
Eating is just what hungry people do!
"Does this come with any dolls or-" "No. This is it."
Sometimes you just need to be alone and recharge.
“You want to get a sample from Costco before you buy in bulk.”
Hanging out with people is exhausting!
“chicken or the egg… sex or label.”
It's cute as crap! And terrifying?
Ever have a friend treat you like crapola?
I kind of look like a cute clown. Sort of.
Please don't make me call, please please please.