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"The day I find somebody that I love as much as I love Chili's skillet queso, I'm getting married."
¿Cuántos has probado?
Alabado sea quesús.
The burrito chain's new queso and its rewards program barely moved the needle as consumers found other places to dine.
"Queso is unlikely to be a sustainable driver of sales," analysts fear.
We need this in the US!
Holla at me, healthy fats.
"Queso" was mentioned 26 times during Chipotle's latest call with investors.
“You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas.”
But there's a catch.
These are the perfect appetizer for your Halloween party!
Cheese will always be there for you. Cheese will never let you down.
Idiazábal yo de peregrina y me cogiste de la mano.
No volverás a ser la misma persona cuando leas esto.
Los equipos de rescate dijeron que se quedaron atónitos.
¡Échale queso a la vida!
Todo el queso, todo el tiempo.
No cheese was harmed in the making of this.
It's more than just Velveeta.
Your heart will melt.
Descubre si eres ESE amigo insoportable que nadie quiere invitar a cenar.
We don't get it?
Doritos. Beer. Velveeta.
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A lesson in overcoming your fears.
This is the future. We live in the future now.