"What should I wear to the living room today?"
Please stay at home. Thx.
28 Tweets About Quarantining And The Coronavirus That I'm Laughing At When I'm Not Having Crippling Anxiety
Twitter is the only thing getting me through this.
"9 a.m to 2 a.m: wake up and stare at my phone."
"You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine..."
We're all in this together.
BRB — gonna stare at the ceiling for a few hours.
*scrolls through memes during online lecture.*
"I feel like I’m somehow stuck back in that weird time period between Christmas and New Year where anything goes." —Kacey Musgraves
"If my husband doesn't stop singing 'M-m-m-myyyyy Corona' he's gonna have a bigger problem on his hand than a worldwide pandemic."
Me: I'm not cut out for homeschooling. Coronavirus: Muahahaha!
It's fine, we're all fine.
Dear Diary, it's Day 2 of self-quarantine.
Previously, you'd cough to cover a fart, now you fart to cover a cough.
Quarantine and chill > Netflix and chill
*avoids the office and watches The Office.*