Get your Shrek on.
Long, long ago, things were really beautiful.
He is...the most interesting cat in the world. Look down, back up. What's in his hand? It's those golden eggs you wanted.
So this is basically "The Mask of Zorro" with animals and Humpty Dumpty? I'm okay with this.
When people pet him, they purr.
Pants? We don't need no stinkin' pants!
My sister got my cat some shoes.