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19 Body Pillows To Cuddle Instead Of An Actual Human Being

No awkward silences here. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.

21 Jokes You'll Honestly Hate Yourself For Finding Funny

"She wants the d... orbital. She's a transitional metal."

21 Ridiculously Clever Mugs That Are 100% Funnier Than You

I take my coffee with milk, sugar, and a splash of humor. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.

21 Very Good Puns That We Should All Just Start Using

What idiot came up with all these names?

100 großartige Flachwitze, die Stiftung Warentest "Sehr gut!" nennen würde

Ich bin heute aus dem Töpferkurs geflogen. Habe mich wohl im Ton vergriffen.

17 Jokes That Only The Smartest People Will Get

"Who is the Rorschach guy, and why is he always drawing pictures of my parents fighting?!"

22 Puns That Went WAY Too Far

What's the strongest day of the week? Saturday and Sunday... the rest are weekdays.

28 Tumblr Puns That Are Weirdly Enjoyable

These will pun-ch you in your brain-box.


17 Indian Puns That Deserve To Get Banned From The Internet

"A girl who keeps wishing for one thing or the other should be called a 'WishKanya'."


17 Jokes You'll Only Understand If You're Well Read

"A crossover between Oedipus and King Midas would be pure motherfucking gold."

22 Perfect Gifts For Cereal Lovers

Go ahead, swig that sweet cereal milk. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.

40 Times Amul Summed Up India In 2016 In Puns

Utterly butterly brilliant.

Kristen Wiig Celebrates Food Puns In This Delightfully Weird Cut "SNL" Sketch

Just your regular Thanksgiving favorites, like John Candy-ed yams and a shoebox full of twizzlers.

28 Products That Are So Punny It Hurts

The most punderful time of the year.


17 Puns That Might Take You A Second

"I wrote a song about a tortilla. Actually it's more of a wrap."

24 Hilarious Book Puns About The Presidential Election

More like Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuit.


Benedict Cumberbatch And Eddie Redmayne Made Hilariously Punny Dating Profiles

"If you're looking for a Fantastic Beast, I know where you'll find one."

The 17 Most Inspired Mel And Sue "Bake Off" 2016 Puns

"Bakers, five minutes left on your mighty bouche."

Show Us Your Most Clever, Pun-Based Halloween Costumes

Time to show off just how clever are!

Literally Just 19 Really Funny Jokes About Sex

"A kiss makes your day, but anal sex makes your hole weak."

17 LOL-Worthy Kid Jokes You Are Totally Going To Steal

Pretty funny, kid. Pretty... pretty... pretty funny.

22 Tumblr Science Jokes That Will Make You Laugh And Groan

"I would make a chemistry pun but it’d be easily miscible."

23 Piss-Yourself-Laughing Jokes That Are Witty AF

"I keep writing letters to myself. Dear me." H/T the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.


Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

A butter square dispenser, a hoodie travel pillow, and worlds tiniest drone: how far can *you* get without buying something?

17 Hilarious Literary Puns About Summer

More like SPF 451. Thanks to #SummerBooks on Twitter.


Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50

Scrabble lights, a weightlifting toothpick dispenser, and sneaky bottle caps: How far can *you* get without buying something?

17 Olympics Puns That Will Make You Laugh Every Time

Brave New World Record. Thanks to #BookOlympics on Twitter.


27 Fish & Chip Shop Puns That Went Way, Way Too Far

Utter genius or crimes against punning? You decide.


26 Pictures That Prove Canada Mass Produces Dad Jokes, And Moose Be Stopped

No fun joke on this line here. I just still can't believe our country is real.

This Mom Makes Her Kids Groan Every Day With Amazing Lunchbag Puns

"Omelette you finish but Beyonce's breakfast is better."

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