No awkward silences here. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
"She wants the d... orbital. She's a transitional metal."
I take my coffee with milk, sugar, and a splash of humor. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
Ich bin heute aus dem Töpferkurs geflogen. Habe mich wohl im Ton vergriffen.
"Bose is a Bengali stereo type."
"Who is the Rorschach guy, and why is he always drawing pictures of my parents fighting?!"
What's the strongest day of the week? Saturday and Sunday... the rest are weekdays.
"A girl who keeps wishing for one thing or the other should be called a 'WishKanya'."
"A crossover between Oedipus and King Midas would be pure motherfucking gold."
Go ahead, swig that sweet cereal milk. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
This is, hopefully, the end of that meme.
Just your regular Thanksgiving favorites, like John Candy-ed yams and a shoebox full of twizzlers.
"I wrote a song about a tortilla. Actually it's more of a wrap."
More like Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuit.
"If you're looking for a Fantastic Beast, I know where you'll find one."
"Bakers, five minutes left on your mighty bouche."
"To Sue a Mocking Word. #TrumpANovel."
"A kiss makes your day, but anal sex makes your hole weak."
Pretty funny, kid. Pretty... pretty... pretty funny.
"I would make a chemistry pun but it’d be easily miscible."
A butter square dispenser, a hoodie travel pillow, and worlds tiniest drone: how far can *you* get without buying something?
Scrabble lights, a weightlifting toothpick dispenser, and sneaky bottle caps: How far can *you* get without buying something?
Brave New World Record. Thanks to #BookOlympics on Twitter.
50 Shades of Pray. Thanks to #TakeABookToChurch on Twitter.
Utter genius or crimes against punning? You decide.
No fun joke on this line here. I just still can't believe our country is real.
"Omelette you finish but Beyonce's breakfast is better."