There's some pun-derful stuff in here! *Sobs softly*.
Do I hate myself for laughing at them? Yes. Have I already told them to my friends at least twice? Also yes.
Full disclosure: These jokes may or may not have come from dads.
Jokes! All! Day!
It's time to show off!
Sometimes life just hands you a joke.
"Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas." 🙄
Dad jokes...after dark.
Dad to the bone.
Warning: These puns may cause you to throw your phone out the window.
You'll hate yourself if you read these and hate yourself if you don't.
"What’s Al Gore’s favorite type of math? Algorithms."
A dose of delight for your day.
"Geology rocks but geography is where it's at."
From a dark alley: "Psst, man. Wanna score some REALLY dumb jokes?"
Do these combinations make you... puncomfortable?
Bakit ako nakakarelate sa bagong saing na bigas?! BAKEET
Are you smart enough to understand them?
"I’m looking for aesthetically-pleasing water retrieval devices for my yard. So far it’s going pretty well."
The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. High.
We want to know!!!
No matter which one you get, it'll be $5.95.
I'm sorry, everyone.
It's the most punderful time of the year!
You spend 40 hours a week together. You don't even spend that much time with your mother!
They'll find their own way to thank you.
Amateur paleontologists will really *dig* this stuff.
"My obsession with Harry Potter has gotten a bit... riddikulus."
'tis the (cuffing) season!
Rohan Joshi And Biswa Kalyan Rath Have Been Having The Most Hilariously Juvenile Pun War On Facebook
Two of India's biggest comedians answer the question "Is a pun really the lowest form of humour".
From cozy jackets to quirky books to useful kitchen gadgets, here's what BuzzFeed's Shopping & Products team is wishing for this year.
We got you pegged.
How many cat puns are too many? We're about to find out.
They're sure to bring out your inner ho ho ho!
If you hate dad yolks, there's the eggsit!
For true fans, they are. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
These are guaranteed to be a hit. No de-bait about it.
"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick."
Warning: Cheesy puns ahead.
'Cause puns are fun.
"Why is it called boob sweat and not humidititties?"
Trust me, you'll want to save this list for later. The products in this post were updated in December 2017.
"Janear, Jafar, Jawherever you are…"
These dad jokes are sweet.
::Mentally prepares five hours for small greeting:: The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
Everything you need to basically be #TwinningGoals. The products in this post were updated on October 26th, 2017.
I am so, so sorry.
I said to my dad, "What rhymes with orange?" He said, "No, it doesn't."
From quantum mechanics to football plays, you've got some learnin' to do. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
1: Read pun. 2: Groan. 3: Repeat.
I'm so sorry but you know I have to do it: These puns rock.
No awkward silences here. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
"She wants the d... orbital. She's a transitional metal."
I take my coffee with milk, sugar, and a splash of humor. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
What idiot came up with all these names?
It's an impasta!
Ich bin heute aus dem Töpferkurs geflogen. Habe mich wohl im Ton vergriffen.
"Bose is a Bengali stereo type."
Can you do any worse?
"Who is the Rorschach guy, and why is he always drawing pictures of my parents fighting?!"
We are like this only.
What's the strongest day of the week? Saturday and Sunday... the rest are weekdays.
These will pun-ch you in your brain-box.
Just give it a second.
"A girl who keeps wishing for one thing or the other should be called a 'WishKanya'."
These puns are too hot to Handel.
"A crossover between Oedipus and King Midas would be pure motherfucking gold."
Go ahead, swig that sweet cereal milk.
Utterly butterly brilliant.
This is, hopefully, the end of that meme.
Just your regular Thanksgiving favorites, like John Candy-ed yams and a shoebox full of twizzlers.
The most punderful time of the year.
"I wrote a song about a tortilla. Actually it's more of a wrap."
Putting the pun in punishment.
Aber die hier sind immerhin witzig.
More like Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuit.
Putting the pun in Rapunzel.
"If you're looking for a Fantastic Beast, I know where you'll find one."
"Bakers, five minutes left on your mighty bouche."
"To Sue a Mocking Word. #TrumpANovel."
Time to show off just how clever are!
"A kiss makes your day, but anal sex makes your hole weak."
Pretty funny, kid. Pretty... pretty... pretty funny.
"I would make a chemistry pun but it’d be easily miscible."
Dad jokes > all other jokes.
A butter square dispenser, a hoodie travel pillow, and worlds tiniest drone: how far can *you* get without buying something?
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