Time to get ~spooky~.
Oh my gourd.
It's fall, y'all.
Patch up your life with a pumpkin carving session.
I need more Pumpkins in my life.
TOO REAL. TOO. REAL.
Put down the knife.
Because your poor jack-o-lantern deserves to live more than a day.
Carve the pumpkin of your dreams in no time.
Yer a pumpkin, Harry.
So, everyone's gonna be Harley Quinn, Harambe, or Barb, huh?
It's not Halloween until you've plunged your hand into some pumpkin guts.
Because they're practically works of art sometimes.
Let's find out exactly how much you really like the fall.
Pumpkin spice everything.
Love pumpkin pie? Get excited to eat pumpkin pie out of a PUMPKIN!
There's not a lot else to add, really, but we'll push on regardless.
"This holiday is for children, not 25-year-olds!"
You probably won't win the costume competition.
What Potter Pumpkin should you carve?
Forget Christmas, fall is the *actual* most wonderful time of the year.
And it's for a great cause.
AHHHHHH NOOOOOO, it's someone singing happy birthday to you in public!
More like Sad-O'-Lanterns, amiright?
Some Swifterrific pumpkin carving ideas just in time for Halloween.
It's Finally Here!!!
As cute ~as cute enough to eat~ as can be.
You’ll never look at your life the same way again.
So the grudge can continue haunting you IRL.
People really need to get on your level, Halloween-wise.
Carving is hard.
All hail the fruit power couple of the season.
They're rad the rest of the year too.
Sometimes autumn is audumb.
These dogs could not be happier that it's pumpkin time.
Get in your kitchen, and step into Pumpkin Narnia.
They're just innocent lil gourds, leave them alone. (NSFW, unfortunately.)
They're almost too gourd to be true.
It's the Great Heisenberg, Charlie Brown!
Don't hate the player, hate the game. AKA Pinterest.
You are not alone.
Because nothing says Happy Halloween like a Britney Spears Jack-o'-Lantern!
Check out the best pumpkin carving on Earth right here!
They don't need help. But they do need another beer.
Potterheads, Breaking Bad, Tributes, Whovians, Hunters, Game of Thrones, Bronies, Ringers and Sherlockians all take pumpkin carving to a whole new level.
You're so much better than a standard-issue grinning face.
Destroying gourds has never looked so pretty. Or therapeutic!