"Even if a pug is aggressive, how much harm can a pug do? Why do you have to club a little pug so hard that he dies?"
That is, if they stop looking at the 'gram long enough to open your gift.
Sadly you can't fit Epcot in a stocking.
The holidays are about to get weird.
A hilarious array of boozy, punny, and fandom sweaters you'll be proud to wear because ugly really is just a state of mind.
Make it all about them — literally.
From cozy jackets to quirky books to useful kitchen gadgets, here's what BuzzFeed's Shopping & Products team is wishing for this year.
Very spoop. Much pug.
So. Puggin'. Funny.
*snorts, snores, and squishes*
You may feel like a pug, but you're actually a lab.
Honestly, who steals a dog?
So many rolls.
"When I opened the card, I cried for a good five minutes."
WHO'S A GOOD BOY.
"This is not my dog. This is not Bella."
Wiener dogs make everything a little more adorable.
You didn't choose the pug life; it chose you.
Look at their sad litttle eyes.
As pug Bart Simpson may say, "Ay pugramba!"
So DOGGONE cute!
It's a Pug life.
To tackle pet obesity, a charity in the UK is helping overweight pets shed the pounds by putting them on a six-month diet and exercise program, Pet Fit Club.
"I should be Justin Timberlake!"
It was so magical.
A human dressing up as a pug would never be this cute.
Pug is beautiful.
"Sorry, son but I gotta roll."
Respect the pug.
Never let a bad situation keep you down!
Summer Monday goals.
"Today was a fairy tale." —Doug
Pug parents know what’s up.
We all get a little stuck…in stuff.
Add some pugalicious flair to your life!
Why can't every day be "Pups at the Park" day?
And sometimes, a little song too!
The answer may surprise you!
They've been there and pugged that.
You never knew you needed this.
Pip weighs 1 pound and is less than four inches tall.
Number one rule: only moderate spooking.
It's all about the confidence!
Little Man's best friend.
To bark, or not to bark... that is the question.