The government isn't even wearing protection while screwing us over.
«Avec le recul, évidemment que j'ai été naïf de ne pas me protéger. C'était même débile, j'ai été con, et je m'en veux encore.»
Sex is out, vaping is in.
"I thought I knew everything there was to know about having safe sex..."
You know. Bikinis for your face. And you need a tight-ass face to pull these off.
How does your country compare?
California is considering requiring adult film actors to wear eye protection during certain sex scenes.
You're growing up so fast.
Condoms are your friend, friend.
Hop, skip and a thump!
Because it's been a while since sex-ed.... oh wait, did they even cover this?
A license that guarantees you're disease-free and ready to bump uglies.