He'll break down all your walls.
"[walks into tiny house] wow this is tiny"
It ain't easy!
Frankie Muniz, Nick Lachey, a Property Brother, and Barbara from Shark Tank top the list.
"He's like an unlockable character."
You can only have one.
"Turns out the entire house is made of squirrels and that's going to add $1200 to the budget."
Handsome hunks or handsome houses?
Will you flip or flop on this quiz?
With answers explained as if you were drunk.
O is for "open concept," obviously.
Will you love this quiz or list it?
There would definitely be a Tinder demon.
OK, most of these are kinda horrifying.
"Pizza and HGTV tonight?"
Zack & Justin help a newly single man renovate his drab house into a dream home.
"I feel like HGTV is creating some false expectations for the attractiveness of the contractor you hire for home renovations."
Will you Design on a Dime or go for a Fixer Upper?
Go on, try us.
Because, sometimes, it's easier to worry about a stranger's real estate investment than face your own life.
Which is actually the better show: MasterChef or MasterChef Junior?
Holy shit, they accepted our offer. I'm going to throw up.
Because it’s been driving you crazy.
Do you thirst for Jonathan or stan for Drew?
Does EVERY house have asbestos in it?
Can you quiet down? House Hunters is on.
"They're gonna list it."
No matter what, you're going to have a great house at the end of it.
"Ha, you think you'll be able to renovate the whole house with that budget?"
Not including the obvious fact that it's the best channel on television.
If that is even possible.