"How do you kick a ceiling by accident?!"
We don't deserve them.
Professors can drag you with minimal words.
"Will this be on the test?"
"Tenure is, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic."
There could be a 13-year-old grading your paper.
Savage, multi-tasking, and big-mouth teachers who don't take any bullshit.
If teachers got grades, they'd all get an A+.
Time to open up that unofficial official professor handbook.
We're living in a fanfic.
True legends of the educational field.
In response, academics around the world have created the hashtag #TrollProfWatchlist in an attempt to dilute entries to the website.
"Trump has targeted specific groups for punishment... look out for each other."
How much do you know about the professors of Hogwarts?
What's the application process like, because...
"I had sex with my college professor and I still failed the final exam." All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
"I buy drugs from my former students."
Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.
*Attempts a group project, dies.*
Thankfully, you can get a Ph.D. in IDGAF.
Sometimes they just need to be told to sit down.
"Ha, your parents terrify me...."
This is why they call it "gettin' schooled."
Is this aca-over yet?
The change in policy came after the school conducted a review of its responses to sexual assault and misconduct allegations, according to Bloomberg News.
BREATHE, IT'LL BE OK.
This is absolutely brutal.
From the secret-sharing app Whisper.
Your “artwork” is terrible.
He won't teach Chinese authors either, apparently.
Despite it all, he still got a perfect score.
This guy's physics professor rules with an iron fist. (via Reddit)
While searching through blogs I stumbled across my college English professor's new book. I always wondered how he got so smart...
If Weird Al wore John Lennon glasses and taught college classes or something, this is probably what he would look like.