Enter the foggy and dimly-lit Divination classroom and let Professor Trelawney read your tea leaves.
Das ist alles Studentenalltag und klausurrelevant.
Rude professors are my favorite.
Smart ideas from actual teachers.
"I felt like...how do I say this...I felt like Dylan and I were brothers."
"How can y'all ask your professors these personal questions. All my professors speed run through 6 chapters per lecture and ignore raised hands."
Southern black boys like me were more likely to end up incarcerated than working beside white faculty at so-called elite liberal arts colleges.
"O Captain! My Captain!"
A fatal stabbing by a Northwestern University professor and an Oxford University employee was part of an elaborate fantasy, prosecutors said.
Economist Alejandro Villagómez resigned after sexually harassing his students at a top Mexican university. Now he has a high-paying job with the federal government.
I'd kill to be in that lecture.
Work, Professor Slater!
We've all thought it.
Is Bon Jovi the same guy as Jon Bon Jovi?
2. "When did you decide you were a heterosexual?"
Strangers who came across the email online are tearing up too.
Maybe I would have been better at math if memes were a prime component.
“Unprotected copulation between witches and wizards will result in sexually transmitted jinxes…"
An Ohio college has dismissed an assistant professor who blamed Israel on social media for the deadly attack on Charlie Hebdo and the shooting down of a jetliner.
"I have been giving a trigger warning on the first day of class every semester. This is it: This is going to be a difficult class."
*Remembrall turns red*
No. More. Traffic.
Desperate times call for BALLER measures.
"Most of what I try fails."
You've learned to accept the fact that you will never, ever be posting a picture of them at a party on social media again.
Mizzou assistant professor Melissa Click was seen on video late last year trying to kick a student journalist out of an on-campus protest.
University officials are weighing whether the mass communications professor should be allowed to return to class as her assault case makes its way through the court.
"Is there no room anymore for a child or young person to be a little bit obnoxious, a little bit inappropriate or provocative or, yes, offensive?" she wrote in an email.
The epilogue of all epilogues.
After a professor said she was racially profiled by officers in Texas, the police chief released dashcam footage and said there was no evidence to support the claim.
"I buy drugs from my former students."
Think of the hand cramp...
Cheers with a Butterbeer or get frisky with a Firewhisky with one of Hogwarts' finest!
Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.
Will you make the grade?
Does your country make the grade?
Spelman College, a historically black women's school, has ended a position named for Cosby. The move comes amid growing allegations that he sexually assaulted dozens of women.
Don't touch my milk.
This is why they call it "gettin' schooled."
"Scientists do lots of crazy things."
Because there's no lesson plan for life.
A 19-year-old says he was banned from the discussion portion of a humanities class at Reed College after students complained that his opinions on sexual assault made them feel uncomfortable. He doesn't want to keep quiet.
Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.
Teachers can have fun too.
Is forgiveness a dish best served with roasted chili and garlic? TAKE OUR POLL
"Some good old fashioned self-deprecation."