Kim Jong-Un Weeps For His Father
It's easy to forget that Kim Jong-Il, though he may have been a tyrant who starved and oppressed his own people, was still someone's daddy. Unlike the hysterical theatrics in Pyongyang's streets, these tears might be genuine. Awwww...does the Great Successor need a tissue?
The Royal Wedding Drinking Game
Perhaps the only way to make this thing tolerable. God save the Queen and your liver if you adhere strictly to these rules. But no, congratulations William and Kate. Many happy returns, and may you get as pissed as anyone who plays this game. That's what the Brits say, isn't it? "Pissed"? "Bangers and mash"? "Metric system"?