"Notice the clamp designed for the somewhat titillating practice of 'crimping.'"
Honestly, they should have been suspicious when I offered to make anything.
Might as well live alone.
"I won't love you if you don't wear it."
"I am going to be hyper vigilant."
"Now who's laughing, punk?!"
Ehefrauen: 1. Ehemänner: 0.
... and they will never trust us again.
I'd kill to be in that lecture.
"You want to get married right now?"
Do it for the shock factor.
"I'm pretty sure it's cake."
"I'd never change anything and I certainly couldn't have done better."
Sean and I are good at dating each other, because we’ve worked on it — not because we started that way.
On this day, trust no man and trust no brand. (This post will be updated throughout the day.)
They're totally normal, I swear.
Just don’t put meat in chocolate…unless it’s bacon.
Because not everyone has those Kylie coins.
A Southern California man said he and his former wife changed the sign to make people "laugh out loud."
"Are you making my hair black?"
Nah, mom you don't have to make food for me, I've got this. I've got my Easy Bake oven.
What could possibly go wrong?
Pranking people in the spirit of Christmas.
“It’s so HOT."
"Why do they make my tongue feel weird?"
It was disgustilicious.
It's kind of uhhhhhhhhh-mazing.
It's the most wonderful time of the year...
Jordan gets "flesh lips" in this episode of Buzzfeed Is Running Out Of Ideas.
The Navi Mumbai student has now reportedly recanted, saying that she just did it "just for thrills" and that she described ISIS agents she had seen in photos.
How about we don't?
Because why not, right?
"THEY FINESSED HIM SO BAD."
Although, his tactics are fairly aggressive.
…and eats a bunch of crickets himself.
"What the f*&k is in this bear?!"
SOMEONE CALL AN EXORCIST.
SNEAKERHEADS, LOOK AWAY.
Everyone was very thrilled with me.
Cantaloupe? More like CantaNOPE.
"You know I don't fuck with spiders!"
This is much bigger than a stapler in some Jell-O.
A variety show exploring the world of BuzzFeed.
"Flamingos are monogamous. Except for Phillip, that cheating bastard."
"Twitter, I am your bitch."
"Told her I was painting a meadow but I drew Pepe :/"