"I'm borderline impressed at this level of irony."
West Coast Best Coast, but this really sucks.
What blizzard? You're too busy building this geodesic box fort.
Traffic signals blacked out, elevators became stuck, and buildings were evacuated after a "major cable failure" shut down the Motor City's power grid.
"I should go to grad school."
Nearly half of Venezuela has been paralyzed by major power failures.
Beyonce's "Crazy In Love" was the summer jam 10 years ago and oh god these photos are making me sweaty.
They're doing the wave.
As your parents used to tell you, only boring people get bored.
The country's northern and eastern power grids are down. It's one of the biggest blackouts in history.