They discover the best wines to pair with your kids' crappy behavior.
"We're all on this crap rocket ride of parenthood. Let's be nice to each other."
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Say goodbye to diapers in just 72 hours.
"Children are evil little fun-suckers. You know what's better?...DOGS!"
Poo in the potty.
Pretty soon their business won't be your business.
There will be pee.
Ugh, MORNINGS. And the REST of the day, you're OVER IT. Just like these kids.