Because it's 4:20 somewhere.
Read it and weed.
"If you die on 4/20 you get stuck in a Seth Rogen movie for the rest of eternity."
♫ Everybody must get stoned. ♫
Quick, buy everything before you forget.
Dude. We should totally, like, *takes bong hit*, have this site, where you submit all your great ideas, while you're high!