"If I did this for every attack on the world, I would have to change my profile everyday several times a day."
Jamycheal Mitchell, 24, was arrested in April for allegedly stealing soda and candy from a 7-Eleven. He was found dead in his jail cell Wednesday, Aug. 19.
He was supposed to ink "believe" but instead wrote "belleve".
Ah, Hampshire – where the ponies run free and the balls are ever sandy.
Officials say it's *not* a cloud.
UK soccer commentator Chris Kamara proves why former sportsmen should sometimes skip a media career.