Make life rue the day it gave YOU lemons! Now you too can burn life's house down. But seriously, if Valve doesn't hire Chris Myles to be their head of merchandising soon, I might cry. I neeeeeeeeeed these things!
Why are these not in mass production?! I swear to God Valve, you really need to step up your memorabilia game. Because creators like Chris Myles are giving me fan girl blue balls.