"There's a baby?!"
Can we cuddle?
Mother Nature's Avengers
"I'll tickle your feet."
We should all be a little more like Teddy.
Plus the biggest party schools in every state in the U.S., 25 stores and what they should actually be named, and the never-ending wonders of extreme makeup techniques.
Because your dream vacation really should reflect how cool you are. Duh.
I'm sure he has some pretty special pearls of wisdom, if only we could get a proper translator.
Watch as the wild bird amazingly allows her to extract the painful quills.
Porcupines aren't so different from you and me. They sleep, eat, and need that cup of joe to get them going in the morning.
Take it easy on the corn, Teddy. He's going to regret his over-indulgence in the morning.
Teddy Bear, the adorable talking porcupine, is here to wish you happy holidays! Also, he still doesn't want to share anything with you.
Teddy Bear the Porcupine is still an adorable jerk. And we love it! Keep hoarding your food, Teddy Bear! Watch the first video here.
Pumpkins may be bigger than corn, but he's still not interested in sharing.
I wish everyone was this cute when acting like a jerk.
A hairdo for the trailer park boss who wants to express his arty side and get in on the joke, too.
"Porcupine" from Tim Easton is surging on Amazon.