He was known as the "poo jogger".
This has been a very, uh, shitty week.
It will stink regardless.
Staff and coaches at the high school had been "finding human feces" on the field "on a daily basis."
These foods are so good...until they're not. Just like life!!
Toilet humour is the best humour.
Good for the environment, bad for sanitation.
You have two options and they're both shitty.
Tag your least mature friend in the comments.
You won't believe this shit.
Try not to gag.
"There was poop in my blanket! Give me an airplane!"
Are you a serial toilet clogger?
Spoiler alert: They're mostly crappy.
I've learned so much here today.
Poop knives allowed.
I'm so sorry.
I can't take your childish crap anymore.
For the person on your list who's environmentally woke.
If you're at your wits end, hopefully these will help.
Things that'll show you care, so you don't have to.
Also 28 puns, because I couldn't help myself.
Not too cheap, not too expensive, but juuuust right.
A gratitude planner, a travel telescope, a super-cozy robe, and nineteen other products on Amazon that will sort out your holiday gifting.
The holidays are about to get weird.
All you need to love your home even more.
Life comes at you fast.
There's always that ONE friend.
If you know someone who just kind of shrugs when you ask them what they want for Christmas or their birthday, and who just doesn't love STUFF, this list is for you.
Regulate those bowels.
Sometimes poop and love don't go together.
Or your girlfriend, wife, sister, or mom because gender is a construct!!!!!
Getting up off a plastic chair and seeing your sweaty butt-crack imprint.
Welcome to the Shark Tank. Do you have what it takes to survive?
Flushing a tampon down the toilet. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A triceratops taco holder, a portable espresso maker, a super-cozy flannel, and 19 other products that will surprise and delight your loved ones this season.
I guess it's got to ~exit~ your body somehow, right?
“I wondered if maybe someone had had an accident in their clothes or something. It never occurred to me that, you know, someone would poop on clothes in the laundry room.”
Is even poop dividing us?
Because shit happens sometimes.
Guys, get your butts together.
Pull up a stool, squat on it, and read this because I am not shitting you.
Listen, it's a thing.
Because it really can cause a shit ton of issues. (Sorry.)
What do you prefer?
"I was hooking up with a guy and he accidentally sharted in my mouth."
"I'm thinking, do I leave? Do I leave the country? Is this happening??"