Why have to decide between a hot dog or a pretzel when you can have BOTH!
~ VERY IMPORTANT LIFE HACK ~
An individual mini pizza for everyone.
… and this little piggy went in the dipping sauce.
"Basically, immigration said, 'This guy can't throw pizza, so we're denying him the visa.'"
Cooking doesn't get much easier than this. BTW, these are mostly desserts. I hope you're OK with that.