Celerywave Is The Next Great Music Genre
Are you tired of ridiculous music genres? Yes? Well here's one more! You may think that this new genre based off of Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! isn't real but let me assure you this is very serious. Celerywave is the next big thing (it's not) and is blowing up very quickly (I just made it up) so you should probably jump on the bandwagon (there is no bandwagon) before it launches into space and you can't catch up because NASA can no longer take you there.
The Days Rock Died (Again)
One of our all time favorite pieces of music writing was a 2002 Pitchfork article by Rob Michum entitled Days Rock Died. In the piece, Rob speculates as to different days that rock died due to hypothetical image shattering actions by rock gods. It has been 7 years since the original piece was published. We think it is time for an update.