It's not all fun and piñatas.
The battle between American Apparel's new regime and those still loyal to founder Dov Charney has gotten genuinely ugly.
I'd hit it? NSFW-ish for piñata nudity.
Texas forever.
I'm so happy these are just drawings and this isn't the actual world we live in.
Ready to crack open that Cinco De Mayo Piñata? Before you do, you might want to take a look at what's inside.
Ouch. That doesn't look like it tickles.