That is, if they stop looking at the 'gram long enough to open your gift.
These prezzies hit the bullseye.
The H and the M should stand for "holidays and merriment," IMHO.
Iced coffee is the only acceptable form of coffee.
**Checks flights for Antarctica**
Cozy gadgets, blankets, PJs, and more for anyone who is seriously jealous of bears.
Without the Goop price tag.
Treat yo'mom! The products in this post were updated in February 2018.
Indulge their sweet tooth.
Find something for your brother, sister, daughter, son, mom, dad, or first cousin twice removed.
These are the highway to anyone with a car's heart.
YOU'RE IN LOVE AND YOU DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!!
These gifts are gonna make Wally World look like Disney World.
Things that'll show you care, so you don't have to.
Stuff *almost* as awesome as an all-expenses-paid getaway.
Say goodbye to that paycheck...and HELLO LEMME HUG YOU to all your cuddly new friends!
"OMG! Where did you get that?" —everyone to them
Linguists, writers, editors, grammar geeks, and word nerds of all walks, we've got you covered.
As if you needed an excuse to use this stuff.
From Game of Thrones to Riverdale, we got you covered.
Unicorn makeup brushes, a foldable keyboard, light-up building blocks, a wine decanter, and other awesome stuff for people you *really* like.
They'll find their own way to thank you.
A gratitude planner, a travel telescope, a super-cozy robe, and nineteen other products on Amazon that will sort out your holiday gifting.
The holidays are about to get weird.
Look at you with your heart of gold!
Who wants to go big when you can just stay home?
Watch out, these gifts will make kids so much smarter than you are.
Oh, they fancy huh?
Amateur paleontologists will really *dig* this stuff.
They'll definitely ~slytherin~ to your shopping cart.
If you know someone who just kind of shrugs when you ask them what they want for Christmas or their birthday, and who just doesn't love STUFF, this list is for you.
Chances are they like their pets more than they like you — that is, until they get one of these gifts!
If you like them, then you should put your name (or face or pet or ______) on it.
Something small to show you care.
Step into the chill zone.
Or your girlfriend, wife, sister, or mom because gender is a construct!!!!!
Note to self: set up automatic reply to "Go away."
Now taking bets on how many nicknames/puns for "armadillo" I can come up with.
This stuff is so cool it's Riddikulus.
Satisfy that sugar tooth.
Welcome to the Shark Tank. Do you have what it takes to survive?
You'll be drooling over everything. Literally.
♪ Dancin' with myself, oh oh uh oh... ♪
A portable washing machine, a big ol' bag of gummies, a heated massaging pillow, and 19 more perfect gifts for practically everyone you know.
Stuff that every passionate, loyal, and (overly) honest Scorpio would want.
Pumpkin spice is the best, and I won't let any of you tell me different.
Don't worry, we won't tell mom and dad.
Petition to change the definition of the word "flight" to "time spent in an Arctic chamber of noise while surrounded by strangers."
Can't house a pet llama? That's no probllama with this stuff!