Macaulay Culkin deserves a massive apology.
The power of Meghan Markle knows no bounds.
Listen: Meghan & Harry’s Revelations May Have Spared The Queen, But The Future of The Monarchy Is In Doubt
“We now know for a fact, Oprah told us, that the person who made the comment about whether Archie would be too black was not the Queen or Prince Phillip… And with Meghan saying it would be too damaging to the institution—you know that’s a future king.”
"You're more outraged that Harry and Meghan had the audacity to speak their truth than you should be at the actual outrage [that is] racism." —Dr. Shola Mos-Shogbamimu
"They say Amy Winehouse's next album is about cooking — cooking crystal meth." —Jay Leno
"Beyoncé is stunning, but that doesn't mean she wouldn't use any trick in the book to look better — any woman would!" —Piers Morgan
IT lessons, pole dancing, sex (allegedly), an alt-right troll, and classic literature. It really is a tale as old as time.
ITV's Good Morning Britain paid between £10,000–20,000 for the interview with the model turned tech entrepreneur, according to a source.
"Come and say it to my face."
Ariana Grande Has Stepped In To Defend Herself After People Began Dragging Her On Twitter Over Piers Morgan
"Are u all insane? Bruh I just wanted to try."
I guess we can say "thank u, next" to this feud.
That's quite a hill to die on, Piers.
Of M&M's, swivel chairs, and breaking royal protocol.
The ITV show was roundly criticised at the time for giving a platform to views that have been discredited, including by the Department of Health.
Outrage followed Mike Davidson's appearance on ITV's morning show. But who is he and what is the real reason broadcasters invite him on?
The Harry Potter author admitted she did not see a "full or accurate" video of the president's interaction with the toddler.
Thank you, Susanna Reid.
"I get annoyed when people can't stop banging on about politics on Facebook." O RLY?
Well, that escalated quickly.
A lesson in why you should never @ J.K. Rowling.
So Ms. Rowling definitely matters.
"Watching Piers Morgan being told to fuck off on live TV is *exactly* as satisfying as I'd always imagined."
Jim Jefferies, on HBO's Real Time With Bill Maher, told Morgan: “You just like that you won The Apprentice and you have a famous friend, mate.”
Are you strong and manly or a total wet lettuce?
Ewan McGregor Pulls Out Of "Good Morning Britain" After Piers Morgan's Comments On The Women's March
The Scottish actor tweeted on Tuesday after Morgan's calls for a "Men's March" over the weekend.
To recap: Kim Kardashian is both good and bad; so is Kanye West; pop stars are like suffragettes, except when they're not; the jury is still out on Black Lives Matter.
It was a glorious year for the internet.
The socialite and actress died at age 99 on Sunday. She had nine husbands and many more love affairs.
By the way, he already lost.
Chatan and Peirs 4eva. <3
This is A+ Twitter beef.
Matt to the rescue.
"You are a middle aged, British white man, you have no idea, I repeat, NO. IDEA. What it is like to be a black woman," the singer wrote.
Why? Because Piers presented her with a cushion with his face on.
Depp mumbled and staggered his way through a speech Friday night at the Hollywood Film Awards.
Jeff Zucker should waste little time incorporating two of CNN's biggest names into his new vision for the network.
"My point is simple, more guns doesn't mean less crime as the NRA repeatedly tries to tell you -- it means more gun violence, more death, and more profits for the gun manufacturers," Morgan said in the final segment of his CNN show Piers Morgan Live.
Since we know y'all don't want to talk about the shutdown anymore.
Just in case you were wondering if he cared.
Aw, come on, don't make Morgan Freeman say "twerk."
CNN Panelist Calls Mitt Romney A "Religious Fanatic" For Encouraging Mormon Graduates To Have Families
Romney was criticized on CNN after talking to graduates at a predominantly Mormon university about the importance of marriage and family.
Wait for it...
Spolier: The average cable news host is a pretty white man wearing lipstick.
The CNN host continues his crusade against guns by firing some at a shooting range in Texas.
As the "We the People" site gets overrun by secessionists, pranksters, and Piers Morgan-haters, an Obama spokesman says they'll honor their pledge to respond to every one with over 25K signatures.
After his showdown with Piers Morgan on CNN, Jones retreated to his hotel room to make paranoid videos. CNN "looks like Hitler's bunker."
"You're a hatchet man of the New World Order!"
Jeff Zucker has a difficult task ahead of him, and his first day in Atlanta will be crucial. Here are some tips to help him survive.
We had a feeling we'd need to fire up the old GIF machine when we heard that CNN's Piers Morgan landed the Supreme Court's most outspoken member.
Unfortunately for National Review's Jonah Goldberg, last night's top cable-news cross-examination yielded a treasure trove of GIF-worthy moments.
Rick Santorum's wife handles Piers Morgan's question about the Massachusetts senator's old joke with class.
He tells Piers Morgan that American celebrities are the equivalent of the British aristocracy. "You see in a sense the royalty of America setting such a poor example. And being troubled by these things, then obviously it's going to have a downstream effect, and a very harmful downstream effect."
The alliance continues!
Here's something you don't see every day. Following his interview with Newt Gingrich's daughters on CNN tonight, Piers Morgan was corrected by Wolf Blitzer for suggesting during it that John King's debate-opening question to Gingrich on Thursday about his ex-wife's "open marriage" claims constituted an attack against Gingrich.
The Gingrich girls are stoked about dad's DJ too!
While Newt's choice of animal spirit isn't very surprising, his reason for choosing it is like... whoa.
Can you really blame them? Piers Morgan is known for many things. Asking good questions of his guests on "Piers Morgan Tonight" is not one of them. What is good, though, is that--when he does ask something dumb--Morgan's guests are usually not shy about shooting him a dirty look. To illustrate, I captured images of 20 such instances. (h/t Dave Weigel)