Your love reaches new heights.
"Girl, you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop."
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
“No, babe. Let me change the blowout diaper.”
"What's your venmo? I'll pay your student loans right now."
"Hey baby, you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see..."
Let's wake up and makeup, baby.
You're going to want to try these.
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Let these Don Juans of the internet teach you some pickup lines.
I'll bring the whiskey if you show me how to shake it.
Get in on like Donkey Kong.
No one wants to be Forever Alone
Come here often?
Come to bread with me, baby.
Crowdsourced from women at BuzzFeed.
"Sure, my number is 1-800-Kiss-My-Ass".
"I don't need Accio to make you come."
"I could not talk with you for hours!"
You never get a second chance to make a first impression. Which is why it's so incredibly important to lead with your convoluted pickup line about pet insurance.
Time to step up your game.
And it comes with a "cheat sheet" of pickup lines.
Players gonna play play play play play.
Just lookin' for my Mr. Big...
The sun's not the only thing that rises, if you know what I mean.
"Do you eat a lot of eggplant? Because that body is bengan!"
For the hot rando at your Friendsgiving table.
Yeah, good luck with these.
"My K-Cups are fully stocked."
If we have to resort to cannibalism, guess which part of you I'm going to eat first?
Spice up your love life.
What toque you so long to come into my life?
A Toyota Prius never looked so sexy.
Winter is coming, and now so are you.
"Manscape if it's, like, weird."
We're all adults now, right?
Are you the ring? 'Cause I've got my eye on you.
Pick-up lines. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don't. Actually, the majority of the time, they don't work. Just ask the News Team's Brian Fantana… he's probably tried 'em all.
Her new album Artpop contains many lines you should never say to anyone.
#Governmentshutdownpickuplines is trending on Twitter and it's just as bad as it sounds.
Please tell me this hasn't happened to you.
Ever. Even if you're a goat.
These teacup pigs are out to find love using their favorite pick-up lines. Even though they could probably win on looks alone.
Plus the top 10 Shakespearean pickup lines, lighting up with the stars of This Is The End, and an amazing story about Waka Flocka Flame's role in one woman's life.
You won't believe the results when this guy uses "Call Me Maybe" as a script to pick up women."
Here we have the best [editor's note: worst?] pick-up lines. Gentlemen, take some notes. NSFW, unless you're wearing headphones.
May the odds be ever in your favor when you try these one-liners.